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1 Annual Raffle Ticket
Prize | Value | Odds of Winning |
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Google Pixel 9 | 1000 € | 1/6666 |
Microsoft Xbox Series X | 500 € | 5/6666 |
Anuschka Handbag | 250 € | 10/6666 |
Amazon 100 € eCard | 100 € | 50/6666 |
HSL Shop 50 € Coupon | 50 € | 100/6666 |
HSL Shop 25 € Coupon | 25 € | 500/6666 |
HSL Money 50 Ħ Bill | 10 € | 1000/6666 |
Absolutely Nothing | 0 € | 5000/6666 |
Average Gain per Spin: 5,75 €
Total: 38 500 € - Chances to Win: 25%
Google Pixel 9
With the Google Pixel 9 in your pocket, you're not just carrying a phone—oh no, you're carrying Big Brother himself! A gadget that watches over you, protects you, and, let’s be honest, tracks your every move with a subtlety that even Orwell couldn’t have imagined. This phone "cares" so much that it'll notify you about nearby fires or floods, as if its real mission wasn’t to keep tabs on everything you do. What an incredible selling point, right? Who wouldn’t want a little helper that dives deep into every part of their private life and tells them what to do, just in case they suddenly forget how to think for themselves? And if the invasive AI isn't enough, the Pixel 9 doubles down with its "digital guardian angel," Gemini. Apparently, Google thinks we're so intellectually bankrupt that we need a robot to proofread our messages, manage our schedules, and even suggest what to eat based on the dregs left in our fridge. The way they pitch it, it’s as if we’ve all devolved into helpless couch potatoes who need a screen to remind us to brush our teeth. Oh, and if your sense of humor is running low, don’t worry; with AI on standby, you can have a laugh all on your own—no need for human friends, because the Pixel 9 is here to validate you.
Then there’s the relentless focus on photography. Google’s convinced that the Pixel 9’s "magic" photo editing features will be the ultimate lifesaver. Imagine this: you’re at a party, too distracted to pose properly. Don’t worry, Pixel’s got your back. With a few swipes, it’ll seamlessly merge shots, erasing your fumbles and turning you into the social star you could only dream of being. Have a friend in the background you’d rather forget? Gone. A stray blemish? Vanished. Pixel’s photos are less about reality and more about a “post-truth” masterpiece where your life looks flawless, even if it’s held together by duct tape and denial. And now, let’s talk color. Imagine the moment the winner pulls out their Pixel 9 in a striking shade of peony pink—a color so loud, it practically begs for a disclaimer. Picture it: "Oh, this? No, I didn’t buy it… I won it in a raffle." Because who would choose a color that practically screams "I have no control over my fate"? A bright pink statement piece for every guy who secretly just wanted basic black but will now be known as the guy with the flamboyant phone. Google, in its wisdom, has assumed pink is the new black and that the winner will wear this loud statement proudly—like a badge of unchosen flamboyance.
Of course, it wouldn't be a Google product if it didn't come with a few hidden asterisks and tiny legal print. They mention that while the Pixel 9 can supposedly take a beating, any "damage due to liquid, impact, or misuse" voids the warranty. So go ahead, try keeping that pastel marvel pristine as you juggle it between pockets, tables, and floors. Oh, and remember, even though it alerts you about dangers like floods, ironically, the Pixel isn't fully waterproof. Just pray that the only flood it encounters is in the notification bar. But let’s face it: despite our collective agreement that phone addiction is a curse and peony pink might not be your first choice, you will still queue up to throw your €10 into the hat for this chance. Because, in the end, we all want the shiny thing. And remember, you only have a 1 in 6,666 chance of winning…so why not throw in a prayer or two with that €10? After all, there’s nothing like a phone that’s 95% AI to convince us that, yes, we probably can’t live without it.
Microsoft Xbox Series X
So, you’ve snagged a ticket that could win you the Microsoft Xbox Series X. Congratulations—you’re one step closer to abandoning your social life entirely. This beast of a console will lure you in with promises of 8K resolution and lightning-fast load times, and once it has you, it won’t let go. With its silent SSD, you won’t even hear it plotting to swallow every ounce of free time you have. And as for the Quick Resume feature? It’s less about convenience and more about making sure you never have a moment to question your life choices as you bounce between games in a trance.
But don’t be fooled by its sleek, minimalist exterior; this console is a portal to full-on gaming oblivion. The moment you press that controller’s textured button, say goodbye to basic human needs like sunlight and social interaction. Your friends? They’ll be texting you in vain, wondering if you’ve vanished into some digital Bermuda Triangle. With backward compatibility, you’ll be able to disappear into classics from Xbox One, Xbox 360, and beyond—because who needs real responsibilities when you can relive your teenage gaming years all over again?
And let’s be real: this machine is here to remind you that hobbies like fresh air and physical activity are overrated. Forget productivity, forget sleep, and forget stepping outside. Once this 12-teraflop monster has its claws in you, your couch will become your kingdom, and your controller, your scepter. Just be sure to stock up on snacks, because once the Series X takes over, getting up will feel like an unnecessary side quest. Indeed, parting ways with the console just to cook will feel so heartbreaking that your UberEats courier might become the only person you see regularly.
Anuschka Handbag
Imagine the envy you'll inspire, strolling with this colorful Anuschka handbag that’s practically a wearable masterpiece. With its hand-painted flowers and birds, this is less of a purse and more of an art installation—one that just happens to hold your phone, keys, and all the other treasures of daily life. Perfect for attracting compliments, curious glances, and possibly a few overly interested pigeons. Each brushstroke tells a story, making it feel as unique as a one-of-a-kind painting. You'll be carrying around a slice of "Hummingbird Heaven," wherever you go, even if it's just to the grocery store.
Sure, it might attract pickpockets, too, but hey, they’ll need to get past the jungle of pockets first! This bag is pure drama and delight, complete with the kind of colors that make rainbows jealous. Winning it is like taking home a mini art exhibit—minus the velvet ropes and security guards. And let’s be real: with craftsmanship this detailed, it’s almost unfair to call it “just a handbag.” Plus, every time you carry it, you're not just holding a bag; you're making a statement. One that says, "Yes, I won this in style—and without spending a single euro!" And as a final perk, it might just become your new lucky charm!
Amazon 100 € eCard
Imagine having €100 to unleash on Amazon's endless digital marketplace—a place where practicality meets the utterly unexpected. Sure, you could go the sensible route and stock up on essentials. But where’s the thrill in that? With this eCard, you could dive into the bizarre world of Amazon’s hidden gems: a USB-powered pet rock, a portable pizza pouch, or perhaps a set of motivational quotes for your toaster. It’s the kind of gift card that lets you indulge in a little retail mischief, satisfying both useful needs and your most random whims.
This eCard isn't just a voucher; it's an open ticket to explore Amazon’s wildest corners. Whether you decide to splurge on one big item or sprinkle your spending across quirky gadgets and novelty items, this €100 will take you on a ride through the fun and the frivolous. From self-care kits to the absurd, may your cart be filled with surprises. Embrace the freedom to treat yourself, knowing that Amazon has something for every impulse, no matter how unique or unexpected. And who knows? You might just end up with the most unexpectedly useful item you've ever owned.
HSL Shop Coupon
Try your luck with our exclusive raffle tickets for a chance to win 50 € or 25 € coupons to use in the HSL Store. Imagine snagging that high-value item or limited-edition piece at a fraction of the cost! These raffles are not just a game of chance; they’re a way to make your HSL shopping experience more thrilling. With rare items like the DJ-mix clocks and official branded mugs, as well as luxury tech and high-quality ad production services, a winning ticket could go a long way in expanding your collection. So, why not take a chance?
HSL Money 50 Ħ BILL
Discover the power of HSL’s virtual currency with this 50-Ħours bill, your entry into a world of exclusive rewards and unique experiences. These 50 Ħours open doors to a wide range of collector’s items—whether it's the HSL Yearly Blu-Ray compilation, a personalized Unreleased HSL Team Tee, or even a private, one-of-a-kind HSL Show in your city. With each Ħour, you’re that much closer to an experience crafted for true HSL enthusiasts. Embrace the opportunity to claim the rarest HSL treasures. Good luck, and enjoy the journey!
Absolutely Nothing
Here it is, the ultimate mystery, the grail of giveaways… nothing, zilch, absolutely nada! Yes, you read that right: if luck (or irony) is on your side, you’ll walk away with the awe-inspiring prize of… well, nothing. This is your chance to participate without the pressure of winning anything tangible. Think about it—where else do you get the thrill of a raffle with zero obligation to claim a prize? A perfect touch of humor to your raffle entry, and who knows? Maybe next time, fortune will bring you a real treasure!
HSL Annual Raffle Official Rules
Welcome to the HSL Annual Raffle! Each ticket is your chance to win exciting prizes, support our creative community projects, and experience a thrill like no other. Dive in and explore the rules to make the most of your 7-ticket annual limit.
Article 1 - What is the HSL Annual Raffle?
The HSL Annual Raffle is a unique event organized by House Station Live .com, a non-profit association that powers creative initiatives like HSL TV, HSL Journal, and HSL Café. When you participate, you’re not just entering to win fantastic prizes—you’re also supporting the growth and creativity of our community.
Article 2 - Why Join the HSL Annual Raffle?
Our raffle is designed to be fun, accessible, and fair for everyone. With an entry price of just 10 € per ticket and a maximum of 7 tickets per year, you can enjoy the game without breaking the bank. Plus, if you’re subscribed to our HSL Journal package in our crowdfunding campaign, you get a free ticket every year—just one more reason to join in!
Article 3 - How Does it Work?
- Ticket Options: Buy tickets individually for 10 € each or grab a 7-ticket pack for just 60 €! When it’s your turn to play, we’ll call you up live on House Station Live .com, so you can enjoy every second of the suspense with the whole community tuned in. Get ready for a thrilling experience as you listen to your spin unfold—because every draw is a moment worth sharing!
- Personalized Draws: Each ticket in your pack can be used between 1 and 8 weeks after purchase (or after the previous ticket’s use, if you prefer to space them out). By planning each draw 7-8 weeks apart, a 7-ticket pack can offer enjoyment over the entire year! Choose your preferred day and time for each draw, and if you love surprises, select our “random” option, allowing our team to call you on an unexpected day within your chosen time range—adding an extra layer of suspense.
Article 4 - Real-Time Fun – Virtual or Real Draws
- Virtual Wheel: Most of the time, your draws will be powered by our virtual wheel, an algorithm designed to give everyone an equal chance.
- Special Real Draw: Sometimes, we mix things up with a real lottery cage and numbered balls! Here’s how it works:
- We pre-spin our virtual wheel 24 times and note down each result, assigning it to a numbered ball. Each result is hidden under tape on a board.
- During the special draw, we spin the cage, draw a ball, and reveal the prize associated with that number.
- After each real cage draw, we replace any prize won with a fresh spin so there are always 24 hidden outcomes. This keeps the game fair and adds a layer of suspense!
Article 5 - Fairness and Your Choice of Spin Duration
- Set Your Spin Duration: You get to choose the spin duration—from 3 to 30 seconds—making your draw truly yours. While it doesn’t impact your odds, it adds a personal touch to each spin.
- Consistent, Equal Odds: Every draw has 1 in 6666 odds for the top prize, with a 25% chance of winning something. Whether it’s January or December, your odds are always the same.
- Mystery Mode: Opt for a "random" spin duration to let chance play a role in the suspense! Before each draw, a 30-sided die rolls to set the spin time. You won’t know the outcome until it happens, adding a delightful surprise element.
Article 6 - Prize Highlights
With a total prize pool of €38,500, our raffle offers an exciting variety of rewards, from the latest tech gadgets to exclusive HSL Shop vouchers that you can redeem for something special. Here’s a taste of what’s up for grabs:
Prize | Value | Odds of Winning |
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Google Pixel 9 | 1000 € | 1/6666 |
Microsoft Xbox Series X | 500 € | 5/6666 |
Anuschka Handbag | 250 € | 10/6666 |
Amazon 100 € eCard | 100 € | 50/6666 |
HSL Shop 50 € Coupon | 50 € | 100/6666 |
HSL Shop 25 € Coupon | 25 € | 500/6666 |
HSL Money 50 Ħ Bill | 10 € | 1000/6666 |
Absolutely Nothing | 0 € | 5000/6666 |
Average Gain per Spin: 5,75 €
Total: 38 500 € - Chances to Win: 25%
Each ticket brings the thrill of possibly winning these fantastic prizes, making every spin a moment of suspense and excitement! Our HSL Shop Coupons and Amazon eCards are valuable prizes you can use to treat yourself, though they aren’t redeemable for cash. The HSL Shop Coupons can even be used to buy additional HSL Raffle tickets, giving you more chances to win!
Article 7 - Buying and Using Tickets
- Annual Ticket Limit: Each participant is limited to 7 tickets per year, either individually or in a 7-ticket pack. This limit applies per player, ensuring that everyone has a fair chance to participate without exceeding their annual limit.
- Group Purchases: Group packs make it easy! If you’re buying a pack to share, simply enter each player’s details in the specified fields. This approach allows friends and family to join in, participate at their own pace, and split the cost, making it more accessible and affordable for everyone. The annual limit of 7 tickets per player still applies, so if a player has already purchased 6 tickets within the past year, they can still be part of a group pack by using just 1 ticket, while the remaining tickets go to other players. This flexible setup lets everyone—whether solo players or groups—enjoy the game on their own terms.
- Ticket Anniversary: Every ticket has a "purchase anniversary." After a full year from the date of purchase, you can buy new packs or individual tickets if you wish. This date is based on the purchase day, not the day the ticket is used.
- Minimum Interval Between Purchases: When buying individual tickets, there’s a minimum interval of 7 days between each purchase. This keeps things fair and balanced for everyone.
- Handling Unreachable Participants: If we can't reach you after three call attempts, we’ll refund your ticket, but it will still count toward your 7-ticket annual limit to prevent misuse.
Article 8 - Record Keeping and Transparency
We keep logs of all draws, which reset every January 1st. While it’s not guaranteed that the top prize appears exactly every 6666 spins, these records ensure that our results are fair and accountable. If you’d like a copy, simply send a written request to michael@hsl.fm.
Article 9 - Data Protection and Privacy
- Your Privacy Matters: We collect only the data needed for the raffle (like your name and phone number) and won’t share or sell it.
- GDPR Compliance: You have the right to access, change, or delete your data at any time. Just send an email request to michael@hsl.fm.
Article 10 - Undistributed Prizes
If all 6 666 tickets aren’t sold within the year, some prizes may stay up for grabs! But don’t worry—these undistributed prizes will either roll over to future draws or be offered in next year’s raffle. This system isn’t about holding back prizes; it’s about keeping a fair and balanced game where everyone has a shot at winning.
High-value prizes like the 1 000 € top prize come with a 1 in 6 666 chance—set to match the full capacity of tickets. This way, we keep the thrill of big wins alive while ensuring the raffle stays fresh and engaging for the long run. So, even if every prize isn’t awarded each year, the excitement and opportunities to win will keep rolling!
Article 11 - Legal Compliance and Responsible Participation
This raffle operates under French law, allowing one annual raffle per non-profit association. By buying a ticket, you accept these rules and agree that, if chosen, your draw may be broadcast live on House Station Live .com. Your participation helps fund our creative projects, and we’re thrilled to have you with us!